Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Gives Press Conference Video

The spokesdrone will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them.

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I love the features built in. The "Blogosperic Disruptors" and the "Answer Vagueness Adjuster" are very nice features.? The "Phraselator" is just fantastic. The Terminator style red screen threat level is great. I love the Onion!

It will self? ...
It will self? destruct if the line of questions becomes too dangerous, incinerating itself and any press corp within a 200 foot radius. God, THAT would be just awesome to see!

~ GLaDOS/Wheatley ...
~ GLaDOS/Wheatley 2012!!!? ~

"Factual evidence ...
"Factual evidence deflector? system"

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They said "Commander Kennedy" the text on screen names him as "General Kennedy" yet he wears the ranks of a Col, lmao. Yes Yes, I know its the Onion, I? just tend to notice small things like that.

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I love the features? it has! Answer Vagueness Adjuster, Factual Evidence Deflector System, Phraselator, and the all important Emergency Press Conference Ending Release. Brilliant! And don't forget to read the scroll on the bottom! Lots of good info down there.

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Bush should have used this? so that he would be protected from shoes.

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I like that last? part!! EPIC WIN!!

Best political ...
Best political commentary? ever.

"Russian ...
"Russian journalist? mysteriously dies from non-Putin related causes"

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Who is that woman? I know I've seen her? before somewhere else.

Punching someone? ...
Punching someone? in the face?

"They? can also ...
"They? can also serve jailtime" O.O

I am going? to ...
I am going? to throw a grenade at the white house.

"Incinerating all ...
"Incinerating all press core within a 200? foot radius"? You fools! You'll just make them escalate to using drones as well!

and? after GLaDOS ...
and? after GLaDOS gets old replace her with Wheatley!

Special features: ...
Special features: "Drone designed to evade questions with greater accuracy than humans" "Thick hull allows spokesdrone to take point-blank questions about torture" LOL? XD

Funnybot??
Funnybot??

spokesdrone? :D
spokesdrone? :D

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"Its also capable ...
"Its also capable of? serving jail time" lol

Does anyone else ...
Does anyone else think the? reporter has mesmerizing eyes? I can't look away O.O

USA today? haha
USA today? haha

Perfect? for a ...
Perfect? for a nation of robots...

It can? also serve ...
It can? also serve jail time. TIGHT

wtf i thought? it ...
wtf i thought? it was serious (english ain't my first language)

LOL,...looks like ...
LOL,...looks like AR2D2 of Star Wars!!? xD

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